Gummy Sales Set To Skyrocket As Japanese Porn Star Describes Candy’s ‘Mouth-feel...

Gummy Sales Set To Skyrocket As Japanese Porn Star Describes Candy’s ‘Mouth-feel Just Like Balls〇〇’

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Kororo Gummy Candy: teaching Japanese kids it's good to stick balls in your mouth.

Gummy Candy: MOST VERSATILE

The jelly candies Westerners often refer to as ‘Gummies’ are a staple in confectionary circles. German candy maker Haribo started producing Gummy candy in 1920 and has become the number one source of Gummy Bears, worldwide. Since then, hundreds of variations have popped up, molding the gummies into all manner of shapes. Rings, animals, bottles, teeth, and even in the shape of fast food items such as burgers and pizza. Hell, if you’re one of the few who does not get nauseous after two bites of gummy you can even test your resolve by downing a 26-inch long Gummy worm.

Spokesperson of the Year

Although a western creation, Japan remains one of the largest markets for jelly related candies. Every single corner store or supermarket will proudly display their selection of Gummies, and most of them will be from a single Gummy producer: Kororo. Their revenue has just gotten a large boost from an unexpected industry.

The 27-year-old Japanese porn actress Kizuna Sakura recently posted a selfie on Twitter, showing her lips wrapped tightly around two spherical Kororo candies. Of course, being no stranger to having small balls in her mouth, she immediately rated the experience by mouth-feel. Her conclusion?

“The mouth-feel of Kororo is just like balls〇〇.”

Conclusion: this stuff’s balls.

With a reportedly impressive resume of adult films in her pocket, this industry icon might be spreading her wings into confectionary marketing instead of spreading her legs for the next installment of ‘Totally Serious Document With Regular Guys – Two-Day, One-Night Trip to a Hot Spring Spa On Which Guys Get Laid For the First Time. How Many Are Gonna Get Devirginized?’ Somehow, that’s a real title.